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I just realized my balogna .....

Has no first name.
Aidan · 26-30
His name was Fredrick the pig he lived a terrible life since his birth. Torn away from his mother at birth to be fattened up with steroids and antibiotics to make him grow well beyond his youth. He alwayd dreamed of finding someone to love but no one gave him that chance. The farmers were cruel, tourted, and laughed at him until one day he meet his end. Fredrick would have been much happier living in a pasture with a loving wife and children. Wouldn't you?
Pambi · 26-30, F
@Aidan Holy shit! I put mustard on Fred ?
Aidan · 26-30
@Pambi yup
Pambi · 26-30, F
@Aidan 😞
mljenkins · 51-55, F
It was the color purple but I enjoyed more of a fuscia color so I moved into the den very slowly, not know what was in there but I can honestly say I was not worried about it either.
Pambi · 26-30, F
@mljenkins 🤔
SumKindaMunster · 51-55, M
Sucks for you.

My balogna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R. My balogna has a second name it's M-E-Y-E-R.

Oh I love to eat it every day, if you ask me why I'll say....

Cuz Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-G-N-A.
Aw_ was 8t adopted?
@Pambi oh you gave me a wrong digit...and can I get you birth date and the three digit code on the back of your card?
Pambi · 26-30, F
@Pambi lol:)
FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
German Bologna is best so name it something German
Pambi · 26-30, F
@FreeSpirit1 Hitlerogna?
FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
@Pambi lol no. How about Fritz?
Pambi · 26-30, F
@FreeSpirit1 Ooooo... Fritz on white bread! I likey !🙂
Zaphod42 · 46-50, M
Do you call it Mr. Mayer then? 🤔
Pambi · 26-30, F
@Zaphod42 " my bologna has a first name, it's a guy that sings gay songs"

Negative.
Pambi · 26-30, F
@TexasOutlawTrey Holy Christ on a dump truck, sir!

Red beef squeegee meat food or death!
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
Well, that's a bunch of...
SW-User
Orphanlogna.
TrunkZ · 56-60, M
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TJNewton · M
Call it Lazarus

 
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