Ladies...if you happen upon a man..

That is smart, hot, humble, educated, financially secure, great in bed, and loves you like you're the only girl in the world while watching you put on your make up; listening to every single god damn thing you say...

I can assure you that the weed you are smoking is of the utmost quality.

❤

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BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

The funny thing is, even if I did meet a man just like that, I'd still only be interested in taking his money 😂

CrustyDDingus · 36-40, M

@BlueMetalChick You'll probably hook up with a bum ironically, and he'll probably take all your money 😂

BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

@CrustyDDingus Ah that's ok, I'd have an easy time getting it back in that case.