Ladies...if you happen upon a man..

That is smart, hot, humble, educated, financially secure, great in bed, and loves you like you're the only girl in the world while watching you put on your make up; listening to every single god damn thing you say...

I can assure you that the weed you are smoking is of the utmost quality.

❤

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BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

The funny thing is, even if I did meet a man just like that, I'd still only be interested in taking his money 😂

CrustyDDingus · 36-40, M

@BlueMetalChick You'll probably hook up with a bum ironically, and he'll probably take all your money 😂

BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

@CrustyDDingus Ah that's ok, I'd have an easy time getting it back in that case.

Teachocolate · 51-55, F

The perfect man doesn't exist,but the right man does:)

SW-User

@Teachocolate Best answer!🏆

Teachocolate · 51-55, F

@SW-User Thanks:)

TexChik · F

Other than the listening part ... got that ... drug free!

Dedicatedmom · 56-60, F

Maybe the best post I’ve ever seen!

SatyrService · M

what if i told you... such men REALLY exist. i for one am at 80% of your criteria, and live in a "Free State" where such a grade of, as George Washington put it "smoking pleasures" really does exist

SomeMichGuy · M

OMG LOL

SW-User

Lol I thought the punchline was going to be "comment on this post with his social media information so I can begin the process of stealing him from you"