Truth

The funny thing is, even if I did meet a man just like that, I'd still only be interested in taking his money 😂

The perfect man doesn't exist,but the right man does:)

Other than the listening part ... got that ... drug free!

Maybe the best post I’ve ever seen!

OMG LOL

what if i told you... such men REALLY exist. i for one am at 80% of your criteria, and live in a "Free State" where such a grade of, as George Washington put it "smoking pleasures" really does exist

You are right because a man's mind will wander and he will miss some of what you say ... but the rest is not impossible to find in a man.

This is why I stick to alcohol... Alcohol doesn't lie to me!

That man does exists.......weed or no weed. You just have not found him......yet.

I've never heard of weed that makes you do that.

If I found one that even cared and wanted to be with me Id wonder if I was tripping on something :/

enter the term "smoke screen"

Lol I thought the punchline was going to be "comment on this post with his social media information so I can begin the process of stealing him from you"

Lol

my wife found that, before i knew she even smoked weed!

I don't need weed fo that

😂

LMAO

I'm not hot but I fit all the other qulaifications

Only the finest for boo.

Did you say something?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If such weed exists I will be giving it as gifts. lol

Hell to wake up from a dream like that isn't it?

🤣🤣😂. Smartass huh !