5 year old son wants to transition

Today my child declared that he’s a pirate.

I’m taking him to the doctor to amputate his leg and give him a peg leg.

I was told we’re supposed to unquestionably affirm transitions.

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nudistsueaz · 61-69, F

So true, let the five year old's make the important choices in your life. 😂

ididntknow · 56-60, M

I’m sure they’ll come to your aid, 😳 be careful mentioning it, be ready to run,

Thatsright · 61-69, M

You almost drew me offsides.

pdockal · 56-60, M

No eye patch
What about Poly the 🦜 ???????????

Swoop62 · M

Hey, you also need to get an eye removed and get a patch.

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Swoop62 · M

@Thatsright Hey, if we can do a leg, why not an eye. After all he is 5 and able to make life changing decisions. Probably can even read a little but will be harder now with one eye.

Thatsright · 61-69, M

@Swoop62 If he transitions into a girl pirate her name can be Peggy.
If the peg leg is too short she can be Ilene.
If he becomes a musician he can form a band and call it One Eye Gone.

Swoop62 · M

@Thatsright Nice selections. Look at he/she and the possibilities for the future. we could still look to taking a hand off and going with a Hook. Then may even become a Captain or higher rank. How does Colonel Hook sound?

AllycatAD

Not all pirates had a peg leg but scurvy was common.

Mudkip · 31-35, M

Careful now, the Disney adults of this site will down vote and group up against you because you're being a meanie 😡🤣

BohoBabe · M

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