She Said ,I'm Afraid You're Gay

My counsellor said "You may be Gay
and I said: "no way, no way."
Then she opened her 'Penis Picture Book'
and I said: "Ok, Ok "

"There is no cure , so do not ask
and don't question morally...
Now stick this pill up your ass
And the other, you take orally"

This new age modern medicine
has made my hair turn grey
but I'm not as reticent
an I walk a different way