Not sure if I want a boyfriend or just someone to cuddle with. 🤔

Agree.

People wonder why they're lonely eh?

@LyricalOne mooooo!

That's a big chicken.

@sighmeupforthat Don’t mock William. He’ll walk right over there and hump your leg.

@LyricalOne really?


*sprays mouth w/Listerine's "will get laid tonight"


..... (then puts on yea ol Barry white in the victrola)


Has he any allergies to gluten and "sweeter than sugar finer than wine" ????

😚🍷💕

@sighmeupforthat Lol..... you’re such a nut! 🙂

Left, right... all.......


Cashews (gesundheite) to me 😜