Express wanted 60 dollars for a sweater. I took the 5 finger discount

Congratulations

Theft isn’t a discount program. If you can’t afford a $60 sweater, try thrift shops.

Thanks for forcing merchants to lock up everything in stores so we all have to wait for some miserable underpaid guy to get there with a key next time we want a sweater.

Enjoy prison.

Don't let karma gitcha 🤫

You mean you stole it?

It's not even that cold yet 🙄

🤷‍♂Well.. its cheaper that way..

Let's see the sweater.

That was a pretty lame move.

Shame on you lady