Thanks alot jerk

I want to thank the jerk that broke into my car
I want to thank them for attempting to steal my factory radio but gave up.
I want to thank them for stealing 2.54 cents in charge
I want to thank them for stealing my boys booster seat
I want to thank them for stealing my daughter sensory backpack
I want to thank them for breaking my window out
Not sure what to do as Star and my buddy are out of town until tomorrow.
Will ubers allow minors in there car without a booster seat. Star was my extra one.