When You Meet Jesus, Will You Need a Lawyer?

SunshineGirl · 36-40, F

When I meet St Peter it is more than likely that my records will have gone missing 😟 I am relying upon Jesus as a character witness 😇

AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M

Good chance Jesus went to law school. He is Jewish after all .

Nitedoc · 51-55, M

Won't matter. All the lawyers will be in hell!

Madmonk · M

When I meet God Jesus will be my lawyer

I'm forgiven.

GerOttman · 61-69, M

@Spoiledbrat I'd forgive you too if I knew what you did?

SW-User

Jesus isn't litigious

GerOttman · 61-69, M

@SW-User He gonna motion your axx straight down, grab some million SPF on the way!

SW-User

Unhinged · 100+

Jesus is, quite literally, the law

Really · 80-89, M

@Unhinged
Two abstract, quite literally invented concepts.

GerOttman · 61-69, M

@Really laws are for physics, rules are for grammar. everything else is a choice.

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