Imagine for six months you having to tell your inmates you fed the pigeons feeding the pigeons...

AbbySvenz · F

Go murder someone with an axe, if you don’t think bird-feeding is hardcore enough 🤷🏼‍♀️

caPnAhab · 26-30, M

@AbbySvenz that would be too abrupt ... baby steps

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP

get less for robbery and rape...

caPnAhab · 26-30, M

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout around these parts?... no way

Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout About the same jail time for that here.

NativePortlander · 51-55

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Those who trade the most heinous of pornography got slaps on the wrist when they came before SCOTUS justice Jackson.

Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

When you do something to end up in jail only to become a bad boy to get all the destruct girls. This is it.

Her: Oh yeah you're such a bad boy... Mhh.. What did you do? Did you shoot someone? 🫦

You: Kinda.

HannahSky · F

Signs posted everywhere.. You should have known 🤷🏼‍♀️

HannahSky · F

@caPnAhab you knocked them down, obviously, by the flock you have around you eating bread.

caPnAhab · 26-30, M

@HannahSky dangit. I've also left a trail of bread crumbs, leading directly to my hidden stash of signs

HannahSky · F

@caPnAhab and now you've confessed.. Off to jail for you

Iwillwait · M

They'll put you with the mattress tag remover guy.

HootyTheNightOwl

For my next crime... I'm gonna... watch TV!!! Yep, watching TV is illegal here if you don't have a licence...

knightTemplar · M

that's a bit harsh, i give food to the pigeons regularly here.

bijouxbroussard · F

Same with feeding wild animals here, yet people do it, anyway. People are short-sighted and don’t realize that by "helping" the animals, they’re risking these animals’ lives and that of their own pets.

The wild animals are encouraged to seek more food in inhabited areas, where they attack domestic animals and homeowners. Then, law enforcement and animal control have to kill them.

caPnAhab · 26-30, M

@bijouxbroussard I suppose it makes them [i]less wild[/i]....? Not being able to be independent for food. But I don't see these doofy pigeons being a threat to anyone 😂 but whatever

I looked it up, this is a three year old law. But I he haven't been to feed any birds in a decade or so

bijouxbroussard · F

@caPnAhab I’ve heard it said that an overpopulation of pigeons can spread disease, especially with their excrement.

caPnAhab · 26-30, M

@iamonfire696 To be honest, seems a bit harsh too. I don't think that woman is cut out for the stoney lonesome

iamonfire696 · 41-45, F

@caPnAhab agreed, that’s really harsh. It seems like a fine or at most community service would be appropriate but prison time is insane.