How dare you steal the thing I stole from a bunch of other people?!

I love this. It's just like when a guy calls the police because someone stole his drugs.

Always reminds me of this

Not to worry…
I had them insured for liability in case someone fell in them.

They stole it from me…I’m just completing the cycle 🤷‍♂

But you should care about the Children...*Takes your wallet*

Why are you stealing wigs?

What do you want with those platform shoes anyway?

What is the world coming to? 😔

Never have I ever seen the entire American economy described so well in one sentence.

Native Americans be like

🏃