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The police are arresting you, what did you do??

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Matt85 · 36-40, M

Being too handsome👮

deadgerbil · 22-25

Spraying graffiti of micro penises everywhere

Spectra · 26-30, F

@deadgerbil Why am I not surprised lmao

Ducky · 31-35, F

Intoxicated in public

SinlessOnslaught · 26-30, M

Tried to become a police officer but told them about the bodies in my basement during polygraph.

Spectra · 26-30, F

@SinlessOnslaught Big oops 😬

SinlessOnslaught · 26-30, M

@Spectra No that was the goal.

NerdyPotato · M

Nothing, I swear!

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Spectra · 26-30, F

@NerdyPotato You’d have to ask the judge lol nowadays they’d prolly consider that online bullying

NerdyPotato · M

@Spectra true, true. But I think bullying bullies is alright.

Spectra · 26-30, F

@NerdyPotato In a perfect world it would be

Justafantasy · M

Not sure, you were with me to. Are they arresting us both?

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Spectra · 26-30, F

@Justafantasy Of course! 😂

Justafantasy · M

@Spectra the story leading up to that point must be interesting in itself, but I'm just going to grab the cop's keys. Unlock your cuffs...and it looks like they left the keys in this cop car as well😂. Shall we get out of here?

Spectra · 26-30, F

@Justafantasy Oh shit hurry up and drive!

DragonFruit · 61-69, M

Possibly public intoxication and public nudity/indecent exposure.

XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F

Locking SW members in my basement 👀

Spectra · 26-30, F

@XDHyperGirlXD1 Just the bad ones?

XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F

@Spectra no my friends that i dont want to leaving sw 👀

LostOrchid · F

Stabbing

SW-User

@LostOrchid [image deleted]

Josh1454 · M

Indecent exposure.

justlooking2023 · 56-60, M

Streaking?

BetweenKittensandRiots · 36-40, MVIP

In addition to stealing everything that wasn't bolted down? I brought several kinds of bars to pry the rest up.

[media=https://youtu.be/5lgN4hu1fLY]

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Spectra · 26-30, F

@BetweenKittensandRiots 😂😂😂

Ghostinthemachine · M

It’s a case of mistaken identity.
Happens a lot.
I’ve been arrested 10-15 times, I was innocent every time.
Until proven guilty 😬

Spectra · 26-30, F

@Ghostinthemachine Why do I believe you 😂😂

Pfuzylogic · M

Went through the state highway fence that has been already torn down to pick up the trash of the homeless.
They haven’t yet though!

DiegoWolfe · 36-40

Drugs, i sell hard core drugs! (extra points if you get the reference)

Spectra · 26-30, F

@DiegoWolfe The Last of Us? (I may have cheated)

DiegoWolfe · 36-40

@Spectra I never said dont look it up, but yes TLOU

Lostpoet · M

Nothing! Someone probably stole my shit again and the cops be like shut your mouth and get in the car.

SkeetSkeet · 100+, F

Found my clit

deadgerbil · 22-25

@SkeetSkeet they are a myth

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Spectra · 26-30, F

@geoam1 We’ll played 😂

Pretzel · 61-69, M

Overdue library book

Spectra · 26-30, F

@Pretzel Same 😂

Pretzel · 61-69, M

@Spectra you HEATHEN!!!!

Spectra · 26-30, F

@Pretzel You did it first!

XKayRoseX · 26-30, F

Over did on the tequila again and made a fool of myself

UKNaturist · M

Washing my windows, naked probably

Spectra · 26-30, F

@UKNaturist It’s not your fault if somebody peeks 😜

MrAverage1965 · 61-69, M

It's never going to happen, I am a good boy.

QCDog2659 · 61-69, M

Just being stupid and insecure.

bikelover · 51-55, M

Drunk in charge of my phone 😝

lost213 · 46-50, M

Nothin
No video no crime

Emjay · 18-21, F

Didn't do it

Rainandforest · 22-25, F

Have sex with them lol

SW-User

@Rainandforest wait, all I have to do is become a cop and come to arrest you?!
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Jimmy2016 · 61-69, M

🤔.........I stole a Rembrandt from a museum.......

Bang5luts · M

Not enough obviously

Human1000 · 51-55, M

I run away, get shot, and then blame the police, why?

Spectra · 26-30, F

@Human1000 I was asking what you did to get arrested in the first place

Human1000 · 51-55, M

@Spectra Oh, I was driving while black.

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empanadas · 31-35, M

Indecent exposure to my man boobs

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