Matt85 · 36-40, M
Being too handsome👮
SinlessOnslaught · M
Tried to become a police officer but told them about the bodies in my basement during polygraph.
Spectra · 26-30, F
@SinlessOnslaught Big oops 😬
SinlessOnslaught · M
@Spectra No that was the goal.
Ducky · 31-35, F
Intoxicated in public
NerdyPotato · M
Nothing, I swear!
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Spectra · 26-30, F
@NerdyPotato You’d have to ask the judge lol nowadays they’d prolly consider that online bullying
NerdyPotato · M
@Spectra true, true. But I think bullying bullies is alright.
Spectra · 26-30, F
@NerdyPotato In a perfect world it would be
Justafantasy · M
Not sure, you were with me to. Are they arresting us both?
Spectra · 26-30, F
@Justafantasy Of course! 😂
Justafantasy · M
@Spectra the story leading up to that point must be interesting in itself, but I'm just going to grab the cop's keys. Unlock your cuffs...and it looks like they left the keys in this cop car as well😂. Shall we get out of here?
Spectra · 26-30, F
@Justafantasy Oh shit hurry up and drive!
DragonFruit · 61-69, M
Possibly public intoxication and public nudity/indecent exposure.
justlooking2023 · 56-60, M
Streaking?
Josh1454 · M
Indecent exposure.
It’s a case of mistaken identity.
Happens a lot.
I’ve been arrested 10-15 times, I was innocent every time.
Until proven guilty 😬
Happens a lot.
I’ve been arrested 10-15 times, I was innocent every time.
Until proven guilty 😬
Spectra · 26-30, F
@Ghostinthemachine Why do I believe you 😂😂
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XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
Locking SW members in my basement 👀
Spectra · 26-30, F
@XDHyperGirlXD1 Just the bad ones?
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@Spectra no my friends that i dont want to leaving sw 👀
PDXNative1986 · 36-40, MVIP
In addition to stealing everything that wasn't bolted down? I brought several kinds of bars to pry the rest up.
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Spectra · 26-30, F
@PDXNative1986 😂😂😂
Pretzel · 70-79, M
Overdue library book
MrAverage1965 · 61-69, M
It's never going to happen, I am a good boy.
lost213 · 46-50, M
Nothin
No video no crime
No video no crime
Emjay · 18-21, F
Didn't do it
Pfuzylogic · M
Went through the state highway fence that has been already torn down to pick up the trash of the homeless.
They haven’t yet though!
They haven’t yet though!
WolfGirlwh0r3 · 36-40, T
Drugs, i sell hard core drugs! (extra points if you get the reference)
Spectra · 26-30, F
@WolfGirlwh0r3 The Last of Us? (I may have cheated)
WolfGirlwh0r3 · 36-40, T
@Spectra I never said dont look it up, but yes TLOU
LostOrchid · F
Stabbing

SW-User
@LostOrchid
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bikelover · 56-60, M
Drunk in charge of my phone 😝
Jimmy2016 · 61-69, M
🤔.........I stole a Rembrandt from a museum.......
UKNaturist · M
Washing my windows, naked probably
Spectra · 26-30, F
@UKNaturist It’s not your fault if somebody peeks 😜
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
Spraying graffiti of micro penises everywhere
Spectra · 26-30, F
@deadgerbil Why am I not surprised lmao
XKayRoseX · 26-30, F
Over did on the tequila again and made a fool of myself
Bang5luts · M
Not enough obviously
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
Found my clit
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@SkeetSkeet they are a myth
Rainandforest · 26-30, F
Have sex with them lol

SW-User
@Rainandforest wait, all I have to do is become a cop and come to arrest you?!
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QCDog2659 · 61-69, M
Just being stupid and insecure.
Lostpoet · M
Nothing! Someone probably stole my shit again and the cops be like shut your mouth and get in the car.
Fukfacewillie · 56-60, M
I run away, get shot, and then blame the police, why?
Spectra · 26-30, F
@Fukfacewillie I was asking what you did to get arrested in the first place
Fukfacewillie · 56-60, M
@Spectra Oh, I was driving while black.
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empanadas · 31-35, M
Indecent exposure to my man boobs