What's the first thing you'd do after getting out of jail?

Would it be hitting an old friend over the head with a coffee pot? Then breaking a chair over his back and demanding a piece of his pizza parlor?

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AndysLoft · 56-60, M

Can it be a tea pot, or maybe a tassimo machine? I don't have a coffee pot.

Allelse · 36-40, M

@AndysLoft As long as it's full of hot tea, then sure!!! Go for it.

AndysLoft · 56-60, M

@Allelse Fantastic...I will practice on the wardrobe.

Allelse · 36-40, M

@AndysLoft That's the spirit!!!

AndysLoft · 56-60, M

@Allelse Sorry, my wife has just told me off for breaking her new tassimo machine and spilling coffee all over the wardrobe. I won't be allowed to do it anymore...sorry.

Allelse · 36-40, M

@AndysLoft I'm sorry buddy, these wives, they'll never understand.

AndysLoft · 56-60, M

@Allelse Damn straight.

Allelse · 36-40, M

@AndysLoft Oh sure they're trying to keep us alive and out of trouble, but we know better!

AndysLoft · 56-60, M

@Allelse Indeed.