I asked a German guy for his number, and he said “nine”

nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein NEIN

Time to log off

Man: We should go out for a drink some time.

Woman: How about 10 tomorrow?

Man: No, that's too many.

I asked a Frenchman if I could use the toilet. He said, oui. I said no, a poo.

I found it really funny

Groans lol….

*Snort.*

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