English question

you can never go wrong with...."some c*nt stole my wallet"

"My wallet [i]was[/i] stolen," is correct and direct.

"I had my wallet stolen," is ambiguous.
On the one hand, it could imply that you were the passive victim of the theft;
on the other, it means you organised, asked or paid someone to steal it - implying that it was part of an act of deception. A novelist might write these words as the speech of a character who is perhaps deceiving a detective, spouse, colleague etc.
It's the kind of sloppy speech that could create misunderstandings.

"My wallet got stolen," is colloquial North American, typical of people with low or no education.
In colloquial US speech, "got" is frequently used in 3 different ways:
1. with an adverb,
2. in place of many other verbs
3. or as a helper word to create a passive voice.

In countries that watch a lot of North American TV and movies, these shifts in language are generally well understood. Other English-speaking countries sometimes adopt [i]some[/i] American colloquialisms, but by no means all. The frequent use of "got" - in all three ways - is emerging.
Many Americanisms are unknown and make no sense except in US territories.

“My wallet was stolen” would be better.

My wallet was stolen

My wallet was stolen

Thank you for all the answers.
Someone said A sounds like I asked someone to intentionally steal my wallet. Do you agree?

Either or. It's personal preference, and from what I can tell here, your command of English is

Neither of those two, “my wallet was stolen,” would be the correct way.

B or C. Some motherfucker stole my wallet.

My wallet was stolen.

My wallet was stolen

My wallet was stolen.

Not B

B

Either one is fine but it depends if you want you or the wallet to be the subject. 'My wallet was stolen' not 'got' works better, however.

that'll be 99 cents for doing your homework or I'll steal your wallet

Both

both work equally well