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I dare people to post question in medieval times English

Let's see how funny this could go.

okay let's have some fun with this medieval times English? let's make up a modern question but talking in medieval times English. topic be modern day ways traveling.

Like my post might look something like this:

Pray, noble traveler, what wondrous steeds or conveyances dost thou employ in these contemporary times to traverse the vast landscapes and distant realms? Dost thou favor the swift chariots of the metal kind, or dost thou prefer to sail the skies in great flying vessels?
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WillaKissing · 56-60, M Best Comment
Pray, tell my hairy and noble farmer, when thou hast to shave does thoust use a fuel powered lawn razor?
HumanEarth · F
You Win
WillaKissing · 56-60, M
@HumanEarth Thank you! Thank you for BC

HumanEarth · F
To the Esteemed Lady @Achelois

I humbly send thee greetings from yon warm land, where the sun doth shine brighter than a jester’s smile! I beseech thee, do come and visit my humble post, wherein I hath laid down a dare most curious—one that would make even the stoutest knight chuckle!

Imagine, if thou wilt, a jest that involves balancing a tankard o' ale whilst prancing like a court fool! Or perhaps it's daring to speak like a lord whilst dressed as a fair maiden!

Thy presence would surely turn this dare into a grand festival of laughter, even amidst the frost of thy distant realm. Thus, I wait with bated breath and eager heart, hoping to hear thy joyful tales and daring exploits!

May your days be filled with mirth and merry mischief!

Yours in jest,
HumanEarth
HumanEarth · F
@Achelois this is what i was writting when i was talking to you earier
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@Achelois Half the site knows that about Ma'am...
If a medieval bard played a 'sick beat,' would a plague victim start a dance-off?
onewithshoes · 26-30, F
Looks like early modern English, not mediæval.
Ow ya doin wi thissen???
HumanEarth · F
Hark, wise and feathered sage! Dost thou perch upon thine bough and contemplate the means by which we mortals traverse this realm? Perchance thou dost favor the chariots of metal or dost aspire to sally forth in great flying vessels? Or art thou merely hooting in bewilderment, observing our whimsical endeavors in travel? Pray, share thy avian wisdom on this matter, for it intrigues us greatly to know how thou dost perceive our modern ways of wandering!

 
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