I dare people to post question in medieval times English

Let's see how funny this could go.

okay let's have some fun with this medieval times English? let's make up a modern question but talking in medieval times English. topic be modern day ways traveling.

Like my post might look something like this:

Pray, noble traveler, what wondrous steeds or conveyances dost thou employ in these contemporary times to traverse the vast landscapes and distant realms? Dost thou favor the swift chariots of the metal kind, or dost thou prefer to sail the skies in great flying vessels?