I Love Stupid Jokes

A Medical Distinction


There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've heard colleagues referring to people with Guts, or with Balls. Do they, however, know the difference between them?

Here's the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295.

GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere? "

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: "You're next, Chubby"

I trust this clears up any confusion.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome; both are fatal.

I did. It was a cute joke. Sunshine said you're crying.

Oh I can be pretty funny candy love seeing my friends laugh

you come in the pool...
us water is not enough...hehehe

😭Do You Want...?
we can cry together...lol

Funny story vetguy. Who knew you were a stand up commedian?

It's sad and upsetting to see you crying hysterically over the $5000 but at the same time it's real funny.

.. and then he died in a car accident, his guardian angel lost him but then heaven's gate keeper sent him back to earth, he said wrong person <-- old joke.

yer up awfully late or early as the case may be! Spent two tours of duty on Navy ships home ported at Pearl Harbor. One of my fondest recollections is the sweet smell of Plumeria, especially on leis. Take a good whiff for me, would you?🤗

lol that was part of the joke

not crying tracie lol btw did you like the other joke I wrote on your thread

My uncle says jokes like this

ok

😉

:)

lol xal

Lol VG

LOL

Connection is that they are both jokes, that's all.😏

I love stupid jokes especially if it makes no sense.

And you were crying? Awwwww 😢