Ve Hav Vays joke///During World War II, a German soldier, a Japanese soldier, and an Italian soldier
are all hauled in for an interrogation.
The German soldier insists that his superior Aryan genetics will allow him to resist interrogation. The Japanese soldier claims that his loyalty to the Emperor will give him the strength to not crack. The Italian soldier says he wishes he had the other two's fortitude, because he's sure he'll crumble quickly.
During the interrogation, however, the Italian is the only one to withstand the questioning and not spill. The German and Japanese soldiers are impressed and ask how he managed to keep mum, to which the Italian answers: "I wanted to talk, but they tied my hands to the chair!"
The German soldier insists that his superior Aryan genetics will allow him to resist interrogation. The Japanese soldier claims that his loyalty to the Emperor will give him the strength to not crack. The Italian soldier says he wishes he had the other two's fortitude, because he's sure he'll crumble quickly.
During the interrogation, however, the Italian is the only one to withstand the questioning and not spill. The German and Japanese soldiers are impressed and ask how he managed to keep mum, to which the Italian answers: "I wanted to talk, but they tied my hands to the chair!"
