dirty jokes are the best

so theres this naive, shapely young womanl who starts working in a bakery and all the lecherous types start comin in and asking for raisin bread because its kept on the top shelf and said lecherous types can get a look under her short skirt. till one day an old man who doesnt really know her or the neighborhood at comes in and asks for bread. she turns around, climbs up the ladder before realizing he didn't say what sort, so shelloks down over her shoulder and asks, 'raisin?'
to which he replied, 'well, no. but its quiverin a bit.'