Yes its awful Dad joke time: A guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"

The bartender shakes his head and says, "No, we only have plain." Don't throw rotten fruit🍎 Imma leaviing on a jet plane
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Would it be harsh of me to hope its a Boeing?😷

bookerdana · M

@whowasthatmaskedman only Boeing in the bar😤..mebbe sme Bud

@bookerdana Wait for the next Airbus. Some of us would miss you (Speaking for a friend)😷

bookerdana · M

@whowasthatmaskedman I don't get any flights from the bar,anyway

@bookerdana Then I'll have a long tonic water with plenty of ice..😷

bookerdana · M

@whowasthatmaskedman I'm sure but I'm the innocent by stander in the bar,,bartenders over yonder➡

@bookerdana My apologies. I took you for a person who frequented places with table service..😷

bookerdana · M

@whowasthatmaskedman I take my tonic straight and at the bar...besides not the bartender!!!!!!!!!!

@bookerdana As long as you are paying I dont mind who serves me. Lots of ice please..😷

bookerdana · M

@whowasthatmaskedman Leaves for Kennedy to get TSA abuse