OH,NO!Not another Walks into a bar joke::One night a duck walks into a bar and says
"Got any grapes?" The bartender says:"Sorry but we don't serve grapes here.
The very next night the same duck enters the bar and says to the bartender : "Got any grapes?" The bartender is annoyed and says: "Get out of here duck. This is the second time I've told you we don't have grapes here."
The duck, being a persistent little guy comes back to the bar the very next night and asks the bartender: "Got any grapes.?" The bartender is now very angry and says to the duck: "Listen carefully, if you come in here asking for grapes again, I'm gonna get get out some nails and hammer your feet to the floor!!!" The little duck ran out of the bar as fast as he could.
The next night, the duck came back into the bar in spite of the bartenders threat. He waddled up to the bartender and said: "Got any nails?" The bartender says: "NO !!!." The little duck then says: "Got any grapes ?"
The very next night the same duck enters the bar and says to the bartender : "Got any grapes?" The bartender is annoyed and says: "Get out of here duck. This is the second time I've told you we don't have grapes here."
The duck, being a persistent little guy comes back to the bar the very next night and asks the bartender: "Got any grapes.?" The bartender is now very angry and says to the duck: "Listen carefully, if you come in here asking for grapes again, I'm gonna get get out some nails and hammer your feet to the floor!!!" The little duck ran out of the bar as fast as he could.
The next night, the duck came back into the bar in spite of the bartenders threat. He waddled up to the bartender and said: "Got any nails?" The bartender says: "NO !!!." The little duck then says: "Got any grapes ?"
