I asked the waitress "Can I ask you a question about the menu please?"

....and she slapped me across the face...

She said "The men I please are of no concern to you!"😏

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DrWatson · 70-79, M

Reminds me of a text conversation someone once shared online.

He: When you have a few minutes , can you text me?
She: I have a boyfriend.
He: Congratulations. But which part of the power point do you want me to do?