Nothing rhymes with orange?

No it doesn't!

Thank you,thank you! I'll be here all week, repeating old jokes everyone's already heard!

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Turtlepower · 36-40, M

I laughed :) but I'm a 37 year old Dad. I feel like I'm probably the target audience for this kind of humor 😂

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BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M

@Turtlepower cause it had too many problems but didn't know y?

Turtlepower · 36-40, M

@BarbossasHusband 😂 this isn't your first rodeo I see :)

BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M

@Turtlepower nah... I love dad jokes! 😂

Adamski24 · 41-45, M

Challenge accepted

calicuz · 51-55, M

My doctor told me to watch my drinking.

Now I drink in front of a mirror - Rodney Dangerfield

Abstraction · 61-69, M

Can you arrange an orange please?
If I had an orange mint I could make an arrangement.
It's pretty close. Closer than many rhymes in English literature: eg,
[i]What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry.[/i]

thewindupbirdchronicles · 46-50, M

@Abstraction How about? Now, putting myself on the spot,
When I arrange the orange,
I tend to my time in forage.

So close.

SarithBorn · 18-21, M

🤯

MrBrownstone · 46-50, M

Forage

BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M

@MrBrownstone urhm... I love your butt too?

rockstar · 31-35, M

Door hinge ?

NeoNeo · 41-45, M

Hmm

Lyfis2live

... chant using your phallenge
And when you get tired
Look for any mystery or Revenge.

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