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Nothing rhymes with orange?

No it doesn't!



Thank you,thank you! I'll be here all week, repeating old jokes everyone's already heard!
Turtlepower36-40, M
I laughed :) but I'm a 37 year old Dad. I feel like I'm probably the target audience for this kind of humor 馃槀
BarbossasSpouse36-40
@Turtlepower cause it had too many problems but didn't know y?
Turtlepower36-40, M
@BarbossasSpouse 馃槀 this isn't your first rodeo I see :)
BarbossasSpouse36-40
@Turtlepower nah... I love dad jokes! 馃槀
Adamski2441-45, M
Challenge accepted
calicuz51-55, M
My doctor told me to watch my drinking.

Now I drink in front of a mirror - Rodney Dangerfield
Abstraction61-69, M
Can you arrange an orange please?
If I had an orange mint I could make an arrangement.
It's pretty close. Closer than many rhymes in English literature: eg,
[i]What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry.[/i]
@Abstraction How about? Now, putting myself on the spot,
When I arrange the orange,
I tend to my time in forage.

So close.
SarithBorn18-21, M
MrBrownstone41-45, M
BarbossasSpouse36-40
@MrBrownstone urhm... I love your butt too?
rockstar31-35, M
Door hinge ?
NeoNeo41-45, M
... chant using your phallenge
And when you get tired
Look for any mystery or Revenge.

 
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