I Love Stupid Jokes
Dad was painting the garage and decided he needed help. He called to his son. "Dennis? What are you doing?"
"Helping Margie," came the reply.
"Margie, what are you doing?" was Dad's next question.
"Nothing," Margie answered.
"Helping Margie," came the reply.
"Margie, what are you doing?" was Dad's next question.
"Nothing," Margie answered.