I Love Stupid Jokes

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.

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The doctor and his assistant were performing surgery one afternoon, when he asked his assistant: "Has the patient been anesthetized yet?"

"I can't tell, doctor," his assistant replied. "He's out cold!"

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