I Love Stupid Jokes
George Washington: we should put 'we trust in God' on our money
Thomas Jefferson: great idea. Did you get that?
Yoda: (taking notes) yep
Thomas Jefferson: great idea. Did you get that?
Yoda: (taking notes) yep
Top | Newest First | Oldest First
69Kisses96
A man getting along in years finds that he is unable to perform sexually.
He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to
work. Finally, as a last hope, the doctor refers him to an African
medicine man. The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said,
he throws a white powder into a flame, and there is a flash with billowing
blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful healing, but you can only use
it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as
you wish!"
The man then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to
continue?" The medicine man replies: "When your partner can take no
more sex and is completely raddled, all she has to say is '1234', and it
will then go down. But be warned: The pork swordsman will not rise again
for another year."
The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers. That night,
he showers, shaves, and smothers himself in aftershave. He slides into
bed, cuddles up to his wife, says "123" and suddenly he has the most
gigantic stiffie ever, just as the medicine man promised. His wife turns over
and asks, "What did you say '123' for?"
He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to
work. Finally, as a last hope, the doctor refers him to an African
medicine man. The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said,
he throws a white powder into a flame, and there is a flash with billowing
blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful healing, but you can only use
it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as
you wish!"
The man then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to
continue?" The medicine man replies: "When your partner can take no
more sex and is completely raddled, all she has to say is '1234', and it
will then go down. But be warned: The pork swordsman will not rise again
for another year."
The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers. That night,
he showers, shaves, and smothers himself in aftershave. He slides into
bed, cuddles up to his wife, says "123" and suddenly he has the most
gigantic stiffie ever, just as the medicine man promised. His wife turns over
and asks, "What did you say '123' for?"
SANDY454
HYDERABAD CALL GIRLS 9573588228 MANIKONDA
BinaryBill
That's a good one!
Jcarto
OMG 😂😂😂 i love it