I Like Naughty Jokes

One more time.. 😈

A cruise ship has raided, all crews and the captain are male and they were arrested for weeks. One day the cruise captain complaint to the pirates.

Captain : I've been held here for a long time, I need a woman.

Pirates : You can try that barrel, the one that has a hole in the middle, it feels the same as a woman.

Captain : Really?

Despite not believing his words, the captain still try it. Then..

Captain : Wow.. you're right, it feels like woman.

Pirates : You can use it every day, except Wednesday.

Captain : Eh? Why not?

Pirates : Because Wednesday will be your schedule inside the barrel.

Captain : 😱😱😱😱