I Love Jokes And Riddles
This story is from back when Mikhail Gorbachev was premier of the Soviet Union. To combat rampant alcoholism in Russia, Gorbachev ordered cutbacks in vodka production. As a result, the lines to buy vodka became very long.
One day, after people had been standing in line to buy vodka for hours, one man could take it no longer. "I've had it!" he cried. "I'm going to the Kremlin right now to kill Gorbachev!"
He was gone only a short time, and he returned looking dejected. "Well, what happened?" asked the other people. "Did you kill him?"
"Are you kidding?" the man said. "The line for that is even longer than this one!"
One day, after people had been standing in line to buy vodka for hours, one man could take it no longer. "I've had it!" he cried. "I'm going to the Kremlin right now to kill Gorbachev!"
He was gone only a short time, and he returned looking dejected. "Well, what happened?" asked the other people. "Did you kill him?"
"Are you kidding?" the man said. "The line for that is even longer than this one!"
