Duck heaven..
Three women die in a car accident and go to heaven where they are told at the Pearly Gates that the only rule is never to step on a duck.
The women enter and do their best to enjoy heaven while being cautious about where they stepped, for there were ducks everywhere.
After about a week, one of the three women steps on a duck and suddenly this old, smelly, repulsive and hairy man is change to her for eternity. This only makes the other women more careful and another month passes by when the second of the three women steps on a duck.
Then chained to her is a man more repulsive than the first.
The third woman becomes ever so cautious and makes it a whole year without treading on a duck. Chained to her is a handsome, muscular and wonderful gentleman.
She says to him: "What happened to you?"
He replies: "I stepped on a duck."
The women enter and do their best to enjoy heaven while being cautious about where they stepped, for there were ducks everywhere.
After about a week, one of the three women steps on a duck and suddenly this old, smelly, repulsive and hairy man is change to her for eternity. This only makes the other women more careful and another month passes by when the second of the three women steps on a duck.
Then chained to her is a man more repulsive than the first.
The third woman becomes ever so cautious and makes it a whole year without treading on a duck. Chained to her is a handsome, muscular and wonderful gentleman.
She says to him: "What happened to you?"
He replies: "I stepped on a duck."
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