The Riddleress Strikes Again! ... and she's surprisingly sexy
Poll - Total Votes: 14
1) I loved your sexy Riddleress, the Riddles and this Post!
2) My mind is so perverted that I got most of them wrong ...wait, maybe you got them wrong ...lol
3) I'm not into Riddles ...Bah Humbug!
You may vote on multiple answers, up to 2.
What is a riddle?
1. A question or statement intentionally phrased so as to require ingenuity in ascertaining its answer or meaning, typically presented as a game.
2. A riddle is a statement, question or phrase having a double or veiled meaning, put forth as a puzzle to be solved.
What is sexy?
1. Sexually attractive, exciting or appealing.
2. The state or quality of being sexy, of possessing the traits of sexual appeal.
I hope you enjoyed my sexy and funny riddles Post and that fun, laughter and sex will always be an enjoyable part of your life.
Always remember, the secret to being happy is to have a good sense of humor and a dirty mind!
I LOVE YOU!
1. A question or statement intentionally phrased so as to require ingenuity in ascertaining its answer or meaning, typically presented as a game.
2. A riddle is a statement, question or phrase having a double or veiled meaning, put forth as a puzzle to be solved.
What is sexy?
1. Sexually attractive, exciting or appealing.
2. The state or quality of being sexy, of possessing the traits of sexual appeal.
RIDDLE 1: What is something that is very hard, easy to get and will make any girls panties wet? (Laurie's original)
OK guys, get your dirty mind out of the gutter ...it's ice, what did you think it was? ...lol
OK guys, get your dirty mind out of the gutter ...it's ice, what did you think it was? ...lol
RIDDLE 2
RIDDLE 3
RIDDLE 4
RIDDLE 5
RIDDLE 6
RIDDLE 7
RIDDLE 8
RIDDLE 9
RIDDLE 10
RIDDLE 11
RIDDLE 12
I vibrate, and if needed, you might take intimate advantage of me at various parts of the day. What am I? (Laurie's original)
An electric toothbrush
An electric toothbrush
RIDDLE 13
It can only be enjoyed when you spread it. What is it?
Butter ...what were you thinking? ...lol
Butter ...what were you thinking? ...lol
RIDDLE 14
[quote]It has two furry hoops and is used to chain you in bed. What is it?
A pair of sexy fur handcuffs, of course. What did you think it was? ...lol
[/quote]A pair of sexy fur handcuffs, of course. What did you think it was? ...lol
RIDDLE 15
What holds your buns firmly in place and makes them look round and sexy?
A thong of course ...didn't you know that? :)
A thong of course ...didn't you know that? :)
RIDDLE 16
What’s the white, sticky stuff most girls like, but instead of swallowing it, she always spits it out?
You knew it was toothpaste, didn't you?
You knew it was toothpaste, didn't you?
RIDDLE 17
What goes in hard and always comes out wet, squishy and sticky?
Bubble gum of course, what did you think it was? ...lol
Bubble gum of course, what did you think it was? ...lol
RIDDLE 18
I end with “o-r-n” and start with “p” and I’m well known in the film industry. What am I?
Be honest ...you weren't thinking popcorn were you? ...lol
Be honest ...you weren't thinking popcorn were you? ...lol
RIDDLE 19
I have a stiff shaft, my tip penetrates and I come with a quiver. What am I?
An arrow, but you knew that all along, right?
An arrow, but you knew that all along, right?
RIDDLE 20
All men have one, some have long ones and some have short ones. The Pope never uses his. A man gives it to his wife the day they are married.
His last name
His last name
RIDDLE 21
What is soft and wet on the inside while being hard and hairy on the outside? The word begins with “c,” ends in “t,” and there’s a “u” and an “n” between them.
No, it's coconut! ...oh my you have a dirty mind ...lol
No, it's coconut! ...oh my you have a dirty mind ...lol
RIDDLE 22
What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
Obviously it's a seat belt, what did you think it was? ...lol
Obviously it's a seat belt, what did you think it was? ...lol
SEXY RIDDLERESS
I hope you enjoyed my sexy and funny riddles Post and that fun, laughter and sex will always be an enjoyable part of your life.
Always remember, the secret to being happy is to have a good sense of humor and a dirty mind!
I LOVE YOU!
