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I have an announcement, but first, can you guess this??

My to-do list for the next nine months:

. Buy bigger clothes.
. Decorate a room.
. Find a crib and toys.
. Get rounder.
. Get a bigger car.
. Brainstorm names.
. Have a …………………

And can you guess who made this cute list?

To do:

. Enter the world.
. Steal everybody’s heart.
. Cry all the time.
. Learn to crawl.
. Learn to walk.
. Say ‘mama’ and ‘dada’


Did you get it? ;)
english · 56-60, M
you bought a puppy , congratulations , im kiddin I know its a kitten, teasin i remember the crying all time part 🍾 wet the babys head 🥂 i cant believe you young kids pulled it off your parents must be very proud (still kiddin) 🎂
Angelica32 · 26-30, F
@english
😂 this is hilariously funny!!!
english · 56-60, M
@Angelica32 Angel i wish you hubby and the little one to be, the very best .oh by the way are you a cat person or dog ? i cant taste the difference , just sayin
MrPerditus1 · 61-69, M
I'm slow at times, but are congratulations in order?
MrPerditus1 · 61-69, M
@Angelica32 CONGRATULAIONS!!! I hope all goes well for you and yours. 🤗
Angelica32 · 26-30, F
@MrPerditus1
THANK YOU!! 🤗🤗🤗
MrPerditus1 · 61-69, M
@Angelica32 Catch up on your sleep now, you'll remember it as a fond memory later on down the road, but so worth it.
Congrats. You and I are in the same boat. Actually I’m already several months in. Only 4 more months of this bloated alien in me.


👽👶😇
Angelica32 · 26-30, F
@MsAnnThropy that’s what’s going through my mind too I’m like “I’m growing a human” I must be an alien carrying a baby alien!!! 😂
Shayla · F
Have you told your family yet?
Angelica32 · 26-30, F
@Shayla
I’m plannknh I’m telling them either this week or the next but I want to come up with a cute way to tell them
Shayla · F
@Angelica32 A baby picture frame with a quote about coming in (estimate birth month), baby blue and baby pink roses, have one of the young kids announce it for you, a world's best grandma (or whatever) shirt...
Shayla · F
@Angelica32 I would love to congratulate you with a gift, but the cat has to be let out of the bag first, chica.
GeorgeTBH · 31-35, M
congratulations :)
SW-User
How far gone,due date?
PrinceFrank · 36-40, M

 
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