I Love Jokes And Riddles

Absolutely hilarious! :)

That's not right..................... ......Sum Ting Wong

Are you harbouring a fugitive?...............Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me asap......................................Kum Hia Nao

Stupid man........................................Dum Gai

Small horse.......................................Tai Ni Po Ni

It's very dark in here...........................Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet................Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow-away zone......................No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week......Wai Yu Kum Nao?

Staying out of sight............................Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile.................Wa Shing Ka

Your body odour is offensive................Yu Stin Ki Pu

Did you go to the beach?.....................Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table.................Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift...................Chin Tu Fat