I Love Jokes And Riddles
A man was walking along the beach, when he found a very old bottle washed ashore. As he was wiping the sand off of it, a genie appeared and granted him one wish.
The man thought for a minute, and said, I have family in Australia I haven't seen in years, would you build a bridge to there so I could drive over?
The genie replied, do you understand the logistics of building a bridge that long? The massive pillars going all the way down to the seabed,the disruption to shipping? Could you wish for something else?
The man said, I have been having really bad luck with relationships. Could you grant me a full understanding of women?
The genie sighed, and asked, is that a four lane or six lane bridge you want?
The man thought for a minute, and said, I have family in Australia I haven't seen in years, would you build a bridge to there so I could drive over?
The genie replied, do you understand the logistics of building a bridge that long? The massive pillars going all the way down to the seabed,the disruption to shipping? Could you wish for something else?
The man said, I have been having really bad luck with relationships. Could you grant me a full understanding of women?
The genie sighed, and asked, is that a four lane or six lane bridge you want?
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