I Love Jokes And Riddles
*Warning: Tasteless joke. Viewer direction advised* Why can't Jesus have M&Ms? Because of the holes on his hands! *Ba dum tiss* 😂😂😂
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So Jesus, Moses, and Mohammed walk into a bar, the bartender says,
"What! is this a Joke?
why did the punk rocker cross the road?
because he was stapled to a chicken
why do we park on the drive way, and drive on the parkway
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
two drums and a cymbal fallin a hole
"Bud dum SHH!
Come back folks I am here all week!
"What! is this a Joke?
why did the punk rocker cross the road?
because he was stapled to a chicken
why do we park on the drive way, and drive on the parkway
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
two drums and a cymbal fallin a hole
"Bud dum SHH!
Come back folks I am here all week!