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Kiss..Kiss..Kisssssssss :-D... Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
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Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
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Always KISS a school teacher
and she will say repeat it
:*:*:*:*:* 5 TIMES DAILY!!!!!! :*:*:*:*:*
LOLzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

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iamjames

A drunk enters a chemist and screams : "I want a CONDOM!!"

The chemist disgusted says : "Sir could you be a bit more decent"

So the drunk unzips and takes out his dick on the table and says :
"Excuse me!! Please do you have clothes for this Beauty..?????"

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iamjames

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