I Love Jokes And Riddles
"She'S Not My Wife. She'S Not My Wife. She'S NOT My Wife!"... A woman has had serious headaches for several years and has tried
everything;
been to several doctors and nothing has worked until one day
she was having lunch with a friend who referred her to a hypnotist who,
according to her friend "works wonders on anything."
The woman comes home from the hypnotist and tells her husband, "Remember
those headaches I have been having all of these years? Well, they are gone."
"No more headaches," the husband asks, "What happened?"
His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist."
He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do
not have a headache, I DO NOT have a headache. I DO NOT have a headache."
Believe it or not, it worked! The headaches are all gone." The husband
replies, "Well, that is wonderful."
His wife then says, "You know, you
haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last several
years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do
anything for that?"
The husband is unsure he wants to do that, but
agrees to try it.
Following his appointment with the hypnotist, the
husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and
carries her into the bedroom.
He rips off her clothes, puts her on the
bed and says, "Don't move. I'll be right back."
He goes into the
bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps on the bed and
makes passionate love to his wife like never before. His wife says,
"Boy that was wonderful!"
The husband says, "Don't move! I will be
right back". He goes back into the bathroom, comes back a few minutes
later for round two with his wife - even better than the first time.
>The wife sits up and her head is spinning. "This is really great!"
Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
With that he
goes back in the bathroom.
This time his wife follows and sees him
through the open crack in the door standing at the mirror and saying,
<u>"She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's NOT my wife!"</u>
everything;
been to several doctors and nothing has worked until one day
she was having lunch with a friend who referred her to a hypnotist who,
according to her friend "works wonders on anything."
The woman comes home from the hypnotist and tells her husband, "Remember
those headaches I have been having all of these years? Well, they are gone."
"No more headaches," the husband asks, "What happened?"
His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist."
He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do
not have a headache, I DO NOT have a headache. I DO NOT have a headache."
Believe it or not, it worked! The headaches are all gone." The husband
replies, "Well, that is wonderful."
His wife then says, "You know, you
haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last several
years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do
anything for that?"
The husband is unsure he wants to do that, but
agrees to try it.
Following his appointment with the hypnotist, the
husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and
carries her into the bedroom.
He rips off her clothes, puts her on the
bed and says, "Don't move. I'll be right back."
He goes into the
bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps on the bed and
makes passionate love to his wife like never before. His wife says,
"Boy that was wonderful!"
The husband says, "Don't move! I will be
right back". He goes back into the bathroom, comes back a few minutes
later for round two with his wife - even better than the first time.
>The wife sits up and her head is spinning. "This is really great!"
Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
With that he
goes back in the bathroom.
This time his wife follows and sees him
through the open crack in the door standing at the mirror and saying,
<u>"She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's NOT my wife!"</u>
