I Love Jokes And Riddles

Lol good one but if someone asks "what's the capital 'city' of Ohio ?" - Did you know how the first farmer meet the first indian at Ohio ? The first farmer said "O (h) Hi" to Indian. The Indian replied "O". O hi o ... :-)

A bus full of housewives going on a picnic crashed with no survivors. Each husband cried for a week, but one husband continued for more than two weeks. When asked he replied miserably, "My wife missed the bus."

Good one lol. Btw I see that you are a gamer:)

I have hands but no arms, a face but no eyes. What am I?

good one

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."