I Love Jokes And Riddles

A bartender's curiosity gets the best of her and she must find out why a customer looks in his shirt pocket before ordering each drink. "There is a picture of my wife that I carry in here." he answers. "Aww, that's sweet. Does it help you fight the urge to stay out too late and drink too much?" she asks. "Not exactly." he answers, "I stay until she looks good and that takes longer and longer every time."