Police pulling you over:
A Policeman pulls me over and walks up to my car. He said, "you can't run a stop light." I said, "the hell I can't, I just did." 🙆♀
61-69, M
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
'Sorry officer, My wife ran off with a cop 3 years ago. For a moment there, I thought you were bringing her back.'
cherokeepatti · 70-79, F
maskedbandit · 61-69, M
@cherokeepatti That's why he took me to jail. 😂
cherokeepatti · 70-79, F
@maskedbandit One time my lead was being a butt-head, as usual but extra, and had posted a sign on our little office door not to take breaks in the office unless he was there. Well I don’t know what got in me but I jumped up on the sofa and read it as “Don’t come into the Orifice unless you are here!” And you know what he had the audacity to say to me? Pat, don’t stand on the sofa”. 😂 I was so fed up with his bull-crap that my alter-ego emerged, apparently.