The “help clean up after dinner” won me over big time.

I'll go find some guy off the street that loves free food and will play along cause I can't afford you dear

+ a plate 😂

I'd rather go bronze. I'm British. We don't do thanksgiving and I'm absolutely not paying those prices so Its ditch the dinner and shag all day. When we get hungry I'll order a curry and open a beer. 😊

It’s times like this I hate being ugly and awkward.

i just watch the movies about them

Why would I pay for something that is free and abundant?

I don't need a date for dinner, just dessert

No, you didn't post the funny part .. which were the pics LMAO that was the best part.