Thinkerbell · 46-50, F
A doctor, a used-car salesman and a lawyer are at an open-casket wake.
The lawyer says to the two others, "Y'know, it's always been a custom in my family to slip a little money, say $100, into the coffin. That's so the dear departed will have some walking-around money when he gets to the other side.
The doctor and the car salesman agree that this would be a very nice gesture. The doctor takes out a $100 bill from his wallet and slips it into the coffin.
Then the used car dealer does the same.
Now the lawyer steps up to the coffin, takes out the two $100 bills, puts them in his wallet, and then slips a check for $300 into the coffin.
The lawyer says to the two others, "Y'know, it's always been a custom in my family to slip a little money, say $100, into the coffin. That's so the dear departed will have some walking-around money when he gets to the other side.
The doctor and the car salesman agree that this would be a very nice gesture. The doctor takes out a $100 bill from his wallet and slips it into the coffin.
Then the used car dealer does the same.
Now the lawyer steps up to the coffin, takes out the two $100 bills, puts them in his wallet, and then slips a check for $300 into the coffin.
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