Check out these two ladies. They are waiting!

It was quiet as a grave down in small-town Taranaki, and the local cop was making his usual evening rounds.
As he pulled up to check the local used car lot, his headlights flashed across a dust-covered Hilux ute sitting near the back fence. Inside, two elderly ladies—easily pushing 85—were sitting side-by-side in the front seats.
The cop got out, shone his torch through the window, and asked,"Evening, ladies. Everything alright here? You’re not trying to pinch the ute, are you?"
"Heavens no, son, we just bought it!"one of them chirped.
"Right... so why don’t you drive it away then?"
"Oh, neither of us can drive!"
The cop scratched his head."Then why on earth did you buy it?"
"Well, someone in town told us if we bought a used car from this lot, we’d get screwed... so we’re just sitting here waiting!"
The cop burst out laughing."Ah, ladies, I wouldn't hold your breath. I know the bloke who traded this ute in—he's 85 himself and lived a pretty tame life. Never redlined the engine, never towed a heavy boat, never drove fast, never drank grog, and never had any mischief in the bedroom."
The old lady in the passenger seat sighed, looked at her friend, and said:
"Well bloody hell... why on earth did he want to live to 85 then?!"