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GoFish · 41-45, F
hmmm i keep hearing about Schrodinger's cat... i'll have to read up on it latter
FrozenWasteland · 61-69, M
@GoFish Try this:
https://www.straightdope.com/21341296/the-story-of-schroedinger-s-cat-an-epic-poem

Though that's not really the point of the joke.
GoFish · 41-45, F
@FrozenWasteland i was reading about it on another tab 🤐

Mellomarsha · 61-69, F
The only form of this uppermost-shelf joke that I'd heard until now was just the Shrodinger part, in which he was pulled over for speeding. At the time, I thought that was the funniest joke I'd ever heard.
A Yiddish inflection won't hurt.
Until he was told about it, Schrodinger didn’t know if the cat was alive or dead. 😤

And I’d be just as annoyed as Heisenberg — he cant know where he is if you tell him how fast he is moving. 🤦‍♀
@FrozenWasteland
Tbh, I had to look up Pauli just to be certain I was remembering the concept correctly..😄
FrozenWasteland · 61-69, M
@CookieCrumbs You're allowed. The exclusion principle isn't nearly as well known.
@FrozenWasteland
Ok here are the ones I wanted to invite:

They were all late for a physics conference. Naturally, they decided to take two cars because there was no room for everyone in one state. 😂

(As you said, not historically plausible) but..

Cop: “And you! Why were you speeding?”
Einstein: “Relative to what?”

Newton: “We were accelerating.”
Northwest · M
You forgot about Ohm who went along for the ride. He ended up in jail, for resisting.
@FrozenWasteland
I’m planning to invite 2 other people too…
Northwest · M
@FrozenWasteland
I'm an engineer after all.

Seems to be the case 🤣
@Northwest @FrozenWasteland
Ok geeky people, allow this creative mind to add this. You may not find it funny.

I don’t care if he has to time travel, but he is driving his own car, not riding with the others. 😄
——
Cop: “Why were you speeding?”
Newton: “I was accelerating.”

Cop: “But why?”
Newton: “I was under the influence of a force.”

 
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