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Thinking about jokes -- what makes something REALLY funny?

A few years ago I was at a conference with a bunch of engineers and scientists (yeah, a really funny bunch) and the guy at the podium told a joke that, in hindsight, has to have one of the funniest things I (and I guess, a couple of other people in the crowd) ever heard. The joke goes like this:


Werner Heisenberg, Erwin Schrodinger and Wolfgang Pauli are on their way to a conference. Heisenberg is driving and gets pulled over by a cop.

Cop: "Do you know how fast you were driving?"
Heisenberg: "No, but I know exactly where I am."
Cop: "You were going 123 kilometers per hour."
Heisenberg; "Great! Now I'm lost!"

The cop finds this conversation unusual and demands to search the vehicle. After looking in the trunk, he returns to the window.

Cop: "Do you know you have a dead cat in your trunk?"
Schrodinger (angrily): "Well, I do now."


So that was the end of the joke. There was a little polite laughter. Then silence. About three full seconds later, a couple of other people and I suddenly got the joke and absolutely snorted.

So, my question is: Do you find this funny, and if so, why? You need to know at least a little physics or it might not make much sense so my apologies for wasting the time of anyone who just doesn't get it. But if you REALLY get it... let me know.
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GoFish ·
hmmm i keep hearing about Schrodinger's cat... i'll have to read up on it latter
FrozenWasteland · 61-69, M
@GoFish Try this:
https://www.straightdope.com/21341296/the-story-of-schroedinger-s-cat-an-epic-poem

Though that's not really the point of the joke.
GoFish ·
@FrozenWasteland i was reading about it on another tab 🤐
Mellomarsha · 61-69, F
The only form of this uppermost-shelf joke that I'd heard until now was just the Shrodinger part, in which he was pulled over for speeding. At the time, I thought that was the funniest joke I'd ever heard.
A Yiddish inflection won't hurt.
Until he was told about it, Schrodinger didn’t know if the cat was alive or dead. 😤

And I’d be just as annoyed as Heisenberg — he cant know where he is if you tell him how fast he is moving. 🤦‍♀
@FrozenWasteland
Tbh, I had to look up Pauli just to be certain I was remembering the concept correctly..😄
FrozenWasteland · 61-69, M
@CookieCrumbs You're allowed. The exclusion principle isn't nearly as well known.
@FrozenWasteland
Ok here are the ones I wanted to invite:

They were all late for a physics conference. Naturally, they decided to take two cars because there was no room for everyone in one state. 😂

(As you said, not historically plausible) but..

Cop: “And you! Why were you speeding?”
Einstein: “Relative to what?”

Newton: “We were accelerating.”
Northwest · M
You forgot about Ohm who went along for the ride. He ended up in jail, for resisting.
@FrozenWasteland
I’m planning to invite 2 other people too…
Northwest · M
@FrozenWasteland
I'm an engineer after all.

Seems to be the case 🤣
@Northwest @FrozenWasteland
Ok geeky people, allow this creative mind to add this. You may not find it funny.

I don’t care if he has to time travel, but he is driving his own car, not riding with the others. 😄
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Cop: “Why were you speeding?”
Newton: “I was accelerating.”

Cop: “But why?”
Newton: “I was under the influence of a force.”

 
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