Vet’s Waiting Room
Two dogs are waiting at the vet in Christchurch. One, a scruffy Huntaway cross, notices a nervous-looking Golden Retriever.
The Huntaway asks, "What are you in for, mate?"
The Golden Retriever whimpers, "You wouldn't believe it. My human is an absolute shocker. Starves me, beats me, yells all the time. Proper bad news, eh? I finally snapped and bit him... had to go to A&E and everything. Now I'm here to... well, you know. Make the trip across the Rainbow Bridge."
He pauses, then asks the Huntaway, "What about you? You seem pretty calm."
The Huntaway smiles a little. "Well, last night, I was watching the All Blacks game, right? And when we finally scored that winning try against the Springboks, my master excitedly came out of the bedroom stark naked, and tripped over the coffee table and ended up face-down on the rug."
He continues, "I couldn't help myself. In all the excitement, I just... you know. I had to. I mounted her and had my way with her."
The Golden Retriever's eyes widen. "Strewth! So you're here to... make the final trip too?"
"Nah," says the Huntaway with a grin. "Just here to get my nails trimmed.
The Huntaway asks, "What are you in for, mate?"
The Golden Retriever whimpers, "You wouldn't believe it. My human is an absolute shocker. Starves me, beats me, yells all the time. Proper bad news, eh? I finally snapped and bit him... had to go to A&E and everything. Now I'm here to... well, you know. Make the trip across the Rainbow Bridge."
He pauses, then asks the Huntaway, "What about you? You seem pretty calm."
The Huntaway smiles a little. "Well, last night, I was watching the All Blacks game, right? And when we finally scored that winning try against the Springboks, my master excitedly came out of the bedroom stark naked, and tripped over the coffee table and ended up face-down on the rug."
He continues, "I couldn't help myself. In all the excitement, I just... you know. I had to. I mounted her and had my way with her."
The Golden Retriever's eyes widen. "Strewth! So you're here to... make the final trip too?"
"Nah," says the Huntaway with a grin. "Just here to get my nails trimmed.
