smiler joke

a little girl was riding her bike and a policeman stopped her
the policeman asked did father christmas leave you his bike
the little girl replied yes he did officer
well the policeman in an offical manner said it should of had lights
and you you can be fined for this offence
the little girl said to the policeman did you get the horse you are
riding for christmas too officer
the officer replied yes why do you ask
well the little girl said the dick should be underneath the horse
not riding it