smiler joke

a man was walking down the street when he saw this fairy
godmother fall over
he rushed over in panic to pick her up hoping she had not hurt
herself
the fairy god mother was grateful for the man kindness and granted
him three wishes
the man stoppedand had a think and said i want to never die and
live for ever
the fairy godmother said i am really sorry i cannot grant that wish
of immortality
the man said well how about i die when england next win the world
cup
the fairy god mother laughed and said you crafty b@stard