A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death.Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: " Marion ... Marion " "Is that you, Bob?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "That's wonderful! What's it like?" "Well, I got up this morning, I had sex. I had breakfast and then it was off to the golf course. I had sex again, bathed in the warm sun and then had sex a couple of more times. Then I had lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much had sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it was back to golf course again. Then I had more sex until late at night. I caught some much needed sleep and now it’s Tuesday and I am looking forward to it all starting over again"
"Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?" "No............I'm a rabbit in Kent!!!
